Sat. Feb 22nd, 2020

We ranked the horniest holidays and Valentine’s Day isn’t first

We ranked the horniest holidays and Valentine's Day isn't first

This year Mashable is celebrating the season of love with Horny on Main, an exploration of the many ways that thirsting for sex affects our lives.


Listen, horniness is a huge part of romance, and social norms means we don’t talk about that nearly enough.

Well, not here at Mashable. We’re spending the week talking about all-things-horny in honor of Valentine’s Day, which got me thinking: Sure, Valentine’s seems like it’s the horniest holiday… but is it really?

My controversial and brave opinion is as follows: No.

Naturally, this led to carefully ranking the horniness of 20 holidays (1 being the most horny, 20 being the least). …

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